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C_Holland2010-08-08 03:16:27 +0000 #1
I recently asked my friends' little girl what she wanted to be when she grows up.

She said she wanted to be President some day. Both of her parents, liberal Democrats, were standing there, so I asked her, "If you were President what would be the first thing you would do?" She replied, "I'd give food and houses to all the homeless people."

Her parents beamed."Wow, what a worthy goal."

I told her, "But you don't have to wait until you're President to do that. You can come over to my house and mow the lawn, pull weeds, and rake my yard, and I'll pay you $50. Then I'll take you over to the grocery store where the homeless guy hangs out, and you can give him the $50 to use toward food and a new house."

She thought that over for a few seconds, then she looked me straight in the eye and asked, "Why doesn't the homeless guy come over and do the work, and you can just pay him the $50?"

I said, "Welcome to the Republican Party."

Her parents still aren't speaking to me.
mr_3_0_52010-08-08 03:25:36 +0000 #2
smart girl...
phreebsd2010-08-08 03:47:12 +0000 #3
nail on the head
nmkawierider2010-08-08 04:32:32 +0000 #4
Perfect...a lesson learned young.
Polaris4252010-08-08 03:39:33 +0000 #5
HA!
650Brute2010-08-08 05:36:06 +0000 #6
LOL
ThaMule2010-08-08 05:13:03 +0000 #7
I have heard this one before....I still love it!!!
bruteforce5042010-08-08 04:20:48 +0000 #8
haha thats awesome.
Stogi2010-08-08 06:55:12 +0000 #9
That's great...lol
duramaxlover2010-08-08 04:14:15 +0000 #10
thats a good one but sadly true
rhelms2010-08-08 06:46:05 +0000 #11
WOW. I love that. Leave to a child to have more common sense than most of our politicians

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