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I think my wife is cheating!??!

Mr Mayor2010-08-04 13:28:00 +0000 #1
I think my wife is cheating on me.... I'm so upset I don't know what to do anymore.... HELP!

So the other night she was out late "with friends" again, so I hid in the garage to see if I could catch her somehow.... well, wouldn't you know, right on queue she pulls in at 2:30AM, her hair is flat, lipstick gone, just a mess...... JUST then, I notice my Brute Force is leaking oil into the skid plate, really mad, but I had to remain quiet, and it's in a weird spot too, real close to the header pipe.. so I could really use some assistance there eventually.... ANYWAY...

What do you guys think I should do? Should I fix the quad and keep it, or take the hit and upgrade???????

Mr Mayor
monsterbrute7502010-08-04 13:36:00 +0000 #2
LMFAO !!!!!!
ranceola2010-08-04 13:47:06 +0000 #3
Buy a new Quad and give her the boot
Possum2010-08-04 14:49:50 +0000 #4

Originally Posted by ranceola

Buy a new Quad and give her the boot

jblac152010-08-04 14:11:31 +0000 #5
LMAO there's a similar one that the guy was hiding behind his F-150 and noticed a Scratch.
Mr Mayor2010-08-04 15:12:15 +0000 #6
Yeh, I have this in many forms myself, Droid phone, Boat, ATV etc... glad u guys liked it.

More are coming..... Wait until I show you the Hooters girl/Playboy Playmate I grew up with....

Would a Youtube Hooters bikini video be considered "family friendly"?

Brute650i2010-08-04 15:26:37 +0000 #7
I would probably save that one for the subscribing members section instead of the open forum.

I think there was a joke thread around here somewhere at one time or it might be in the SM section. Maybe do a search and see if one is available post in it instead of making a new thread each time.

It might be a good idea to ask jon if its ok to start one in open forum, but it might get out of hand when questionable jokes are posted. That could be the reason there is one is SM section and not in the mud hole
filthyredneck08brute2010-08-04 15:39:57 +0000 #8
Dude thats hilarious
Mr Mayor2010-08-04 14:54:15 +0000 #9
Subscribing section? Que?

As for other stories, I meant other jokes and posts... like Liar Game, Wife is cheating, Dear Lord prayer etc.... But I totally gotcha...

nmkawierider2010-08-04 14:17:01 +0000 #10
This might be one for; "You might be a Brute Owner If:" "While trying to catch your cheating wife, you are distracted by yet another leaking seal on your Brute and forget all about the cheating wife"...........lol..
DTX2010-08-04 16:13:18 +0000 #11
Now that is funny



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