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oldmanbrute2010-08-04 11:59:08 +0000 #1
Or should I say 'the bravest/coolest thing I've done', sounds better.

Was going to post this in the lairs game as a truth, thought it would be a funny tread. Here's (unfortunately just) one of mine during my early drinking years.

In high school, I would turn into quite the redneck after having a few. Some friends of mine were leaving this party. Ok, we were kicked out, seems no one appreciated that we changed their music to country. Anyway, I got in the bed of our p/u truck we were riding (6 of us). As we were pulling out I started having words with another group and didn't liked what they said. I told them I was going to kick all their butts (insert appropriate word here) and walked out of the bed of truck at them. They said the truck was doing about 20 mph. I had enough scents (I use that term loosely) to keep my head up, not to have it slam the back of it against the road. All that happened to me was road rash on the palm of my hands, (kids: don't try this at home!). The group I was fussing at started laughing at me........UNTIL I got up, still headed towards them. Kinda like in the movie "Terminator", I just kept coming at 'em. They ran into the house while my buddy's came back to get stop me.

I know what you're thinking:

1) That's the stuff Legends are made of...... Yeah, have to agree

2) Did I cry............................................ No, beer makes you have no fear! LOL

OK.........your turn


Coolwizard2010-08-04 12:04:37 +0000 #2
The only thing I'll say is ...."Beer, helping ugly people turn good looking for 100s of years" ...lol
nmkawierider2010-08-04 12:09:11 +0000 #3
countryboy612832010-08-04 12:19:43 +0000 #4
Back in my younger years (16), had a hotel party in Russellville, Ark, it was right next to the north 40 club, we new the owner and he would let us in sometimes, well one night we had to much to drank and sommetime between leaving the bar and short walk back to the room I manage to some how, end up with nothing but my cowboy hat and boots on with a pair of neon on green chaps, needlesss to say my gf and all my buddies thought it was funny that my butt was hanging out
Mr Mayor2010-08-04 13:30:36 +0000 #5
throttlejock272010-08-04 13:57:38 +0000 #6
i was at a wedding a couple weeks ago at a really fancy private golf course/country club. well me and my brother were pretty tuned up and he said it would be awesome to take a crap in one of the holes on the course. so to make a long story short after dark we snuck out and i took a nice steamy duker in one of the holes on the practice putting green. i felt kind of bad the next day after doing it but i wish i could have saw the guy find my suprise i left him. yea i was pretty smashed.
badazzbrute2010-08-04 12:18:01 +0000 #7
Mine is a Tequilla nite.

The night of my senior prom, I had rented a hotel room in another town from where I lived. My date and I did the prom, then the after prom party. We were doing tequilla shots, mixed with poppers. We even made some flamin dr. peppers. Anyway, at the end of the party, I got in my car (bad idea) and headed to the hotel. I got in town and must have driven past the hotel 6 or 7 times. In the process of trying to find my hotel room (hotel was pretty large and right on the main strip), I realized I had left my date back at the party (completely forgot she existed at this point). I decided to go back and try to make amenze with her (maybe she can get us to the hotel room), but didn't make it there. I totalled a 1979 cherry condition camaro. I missed a turn in the road and went straight into a field after plowing through a ditch and trying to immitate the dukes of hazzard. I got a cut on my forehead(scar is still there). KIDS, DON"T DRINK AND DRIVE. It will make you lose a good date, and a great car... Some of you may be wondering, "Well, did he learn his lesson?" All I will say is "Yea, right."
TX4PLAY2010-08-04 12:47:27 +0000 #8
Once on a drunkin dare I snorted a LOOONG line of Tony Chacheres (cajun seasoning). Saying that it burned like hell is an under statement! My sinuses drained for **** near a week. All my buddies got a kick out of it though.
GWNBrute2010-08-04 13:13:08 +0000 #9
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Originally Posted by throttlejock27

i was at a wedding a couple weeks ago at a really fancy private golf course/country club. well me and my brother were pretty tuned up and he said it would be awesome to take a crap in one of the holes on the course. so to make a long story short after dark we snuck out and i took a nice steamy duker in one of the holes on the practice putting green. i felt kind of bad the next day after doing it but i wish i could have saw the guy find my suprise i left him. yea i was pretty smashed.

bwahaha
1bigforeman2010-08-04 16:31:59 +0000 #10
I'm not proud to say it but i've been quite drunk quite a few times. Out of all the dumb things I've done while drunk, the worst was this past friday night/saturday morning. It was drive. I got pulled over and got a DUI and sat in jail. It was well deserved but is an eye opener for me. I'll be dealing and paying for this for a while....
badazzbrute2010-08-04 15:05:58 +0000 #11
Oh man, thats not good right there. I haven't had a DUI for 17 years. I learned my lesson after the second one. They're rough, and expensive.

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