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You might be a Brute rider if...

Mall Crawler2010-08-04 15:19:40 +0000 #1
OK so we have all heard Jeff Foxworthy's you might be a redneck if so lets come up with some of our own. We all know we are obsessed with what we do so lets at least get a laugh or two out of it. Mine might not be any good but since I thought of it I will attempt to go first.

You might be a brute rider if you spent more money on repairs last year than your car/truck is worth.

...when you put all your spare parts in you truck for a ride it doubles your trucks value.

...you save spare parts all year just so you can sell them for money to go to mud nats.

Lets see what y'all got.
Mall Crawler2010-08-04 15:25:54 +0000 #2
This doesn't have to be only brutes any ATV can apply.
KMKjr2010-08-04 15:42:34 +0000 #3
You might be a Brute rider if:

You see nothing but Honda's behind you.
IBBruin2010-08-04 16:09:10 +0000 #4
You might be a Brute rider if:

You buy one of the most powerful machines on the market but still feel like you need to tinker with it to get just a little more power.
IBBruin2010-08-04 16:50:47 +0000 #5
You might be a Brute rider if:

The money you've spent on axles could feed a family of four for six months.
IBBruin2010-08-04 16:27:28 +0000 #6
You might be a Brute rider if:

You dream of the day Gorilla comes out with 36" Silverbacks
Polaris4252010-08-04 17:04:43 +0000 #7
You Might Be A Brute Rider if:

...You know what BFWDP means.

...You constantly have to stop & wait for your buddies to catch up.

...YOU LOVE M.I.M.B.!!

...You know what a 3" Rubber 90* is.

...Your front wheels never touch the ground.
cigaro2010-08-04 18:16:41 +0000 #8
If you have Flynts # on speed dial.....
phreebsd2010-08-04 18:40:40 +0000 #9
if you constantly say to yer buddies, "No man don't go buy em.. check out mimb and go to lowes.. 80 bucks bro!!"
KMKjr2010-08-04 18:51:53 +0000 #10
Your wallet is empty!

(Mods that is)
devildog122102010-08-04 20:04:59 +0000 #11
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Originally Posted by phreebsd

if you constantly say to yer buddies, "No man don't go buy em.. check out mimb and go to lowes.. 80 bucks bro!!"

I have seriously debated just getting stickers that say this.

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